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March 10, 2007
Retro Chic in the Garden of Good and Evil
This just in: Analysts this week have discovered the first circumstantial evidence of a disturbing pop conspiracy involving the now infamous Britney Spears. Pop aficionados remember the sensational moment when Spears smooched the Material Girl, Madonna, on television during an otherwise presumably harmless awards show. It now appears that Madonna's kiss was more of a kiss off -- just the beginning of an intricate plan to ultimately drop Spears in the airwave standings and reclaim her own preeminence during Spears' downtime. Observers noted that Spears, during her current anxieties, received no support whatsoever from Madonna, and tipsters amongst them became suspicious. Detectives, speaking anonymously about previously unrevealed investigative findings, now believe that Madonna framed Spears for the murder of Anna Nicole Smith, the occasionally zoftig ersatz Marilyn Monroe. In the wake of the misdeed, Spears' sales and airplay have not enjoyed the Insanity Exemption presumed by all erratically behaving pop stars since Michael Jackson, and Madonna cuts have rushed in to fill the void. However, magazine ad rates and volume have both quadrupled in the celebrity softcore newstand segment, and Smith's lawyer, Howard Stern, is rumored to be in negotiations with Spears to become her publishing agent.
Posted by Malcolm Ryder at March 10, 2007 6:42 AM
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