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February 20, 2007

All News All The Time in the Garden of Good and Evil

Britney Spears killed Anna Nicole.

When she realized she likely left hair strands at the scene of the crime, she shaved her head.

"What? That's not my hair."

Kevin Federline will get custody of Anna's baby.

This just in: Zsa Zsa will hire the judge to handle her divorce. In an unexpected move, MTV will handle the coverage.

Posted by Malcolm Ryder at February 20, 2007 10:11 PM

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